Is it still February?

How can the shortest month feel like the longest?  How can it POSSIBLY STILL be February?And why do they have to give us an extra day in February of all months in leap years?  How about an extra July day? And why isn't February 29th a holiday?  Shouldn't this be a day off work??

 How can we have sooo much winter left after all this winter we've already had?  I want out.  I'm tired of being cold and tense and indoors.  I want to be outside cutting my grass, planting my garden, laying on the beach, walking Cosmo... anything but watching TV, mindlessly staring at my computer, or sitting on the couch for hours on end without moving a single muscle.  Damn this winter.  Dammit.